Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025

Starburst

When you insert a firecracker into a female's vagina, then set alight, bursting her 'star'.

Jay: 'My girlfriend was doing my head in last night, had to starburst her!'
Sam: 'Ermmmmmmmm what the Sigma!'

by CHOCOLIT MILK June 4, 2024