Socialism

A form of government that forces the upper class to pay for everyone's health care, everyone's house, and everyone's crack.Sure it works out well at first, but after everyone realizes that the upper class can only handle so many taxes without becoming lower class themselves socialism becomes communism.And also socialist hospitals suck, I know from experience.After all no doctor wants to bust their ass for
the mediocre salary socialized health care workers get.

In socialism a doctor makes the same as the guy working at
McDonald's.

by Who-dey December 09, 2006

socialism

1) Political science concerning itself with the equitable distribution of labor and income.

2) The wave of the future.

"Democratic Socialism will extend democracy from the political system to the economic system"

by Apocalycious March 04, 2003

socialism

exploting the masses in the name of the masses in order to gain wealth and power.

Newly 'reformed' People's Republic of China.

by jeff rasmussen November 17, 2003

Socialism

A fancy word for Communism.

Some guy told me he was a proponent of Socialism so I summarily executed him on grounds of treason.

by Some Loser August 28, 2006

Socialism

An economic system in which the government controls everything and provides everyone with everything they need. In theory it works, but in practice... it fails. And here are 6 reasons why:

1. If The Government controls the economy then they control your life

2. When the government run's something, it becomes inefficient & corrupt

3. If one guy works hard, and the other is lazy they get payed the same

4. Why would a doctor got to medical school to get payed the same as a janitor at "Government Burger"

5. Socialism has failed before (USSR) and it won't work now

6. Since there is no incentive to succeed, this means it will take years for technology to advance

Socialism has failed numerous times in the past... why would anyone want it again?

by TheRationalCapitialist January 29, 2011

socialism

1. A system that is pure and all that is good, but fails to encompass the inherent flaw in mankind - namely the neocon genome.

by situationist September 02, 2003

Socialism

An ornate tool of individual identity erosion; a device that defies all moral conceptions and standards. In particular, our unique qualities, work ethic and personality are key to stable notions of humanity. With the loss of any of these, our humanity is called into question, leading to the devastating possbiility of everything we know of ourselves.

And the loss of self, courtesy of socialism, allowed for the exploitation of citizens in the inept utopia of 1984.

by Anonymous4982 February 09, 2007