Slurpee Sloppys

NOUN

The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.

MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?

TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.

MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on

by Todd Leee May 23, 2008

slurpee slut

Female 7-11 employees who woo potential dates with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.

He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.

by Michele F. September 22, 2008

Slurpee Knuckling

pleasuring an excessively wet vagina with fingers

"Dude, last night I was totally Slurpee knuckling that broad."

"Well if she's not having sex, you know she's slurpee knuckling."

by TheRealGrundleGrundle March 1, 2010

Slurpee Gang

A cool group of kids who like to go to 7 Eleven after class and get slurpees, and are easily distracted.

Jabeeb goes "Oh shit, here comes the slurpee gang!"

by Slurpee Chief October 21, 2010

slurpee bitch

A person who has had so much sex that even the people giving away slurpee's know her

1: how did Sharen get that free slurpee
2: oh shes a slurpee bitch
1: wow what a whore

by Porqupine whore May 28, 2010

slurpee run

A late night quest to the closest 7-11, for a slurpee.

Anyone up for a slurpee run?

by Whitey the Black Nite July 24, 2006

Slurpee Durpee

To perform fellatio, i.e. suck dick.

Let me slurpee durpee you.

I wish I could slurpee durpee myself.

I bet they're doing slurpee durpee over there.

by SlurpeeDurpeeKing November 29, 2012