A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
by DonJuicy February 7, 2018
Get the Shiftermug. Slutty women dressed in slutty, lewd attire in public places that draws plenty of unhealthy, lustful attention. These are types of women you instantly shoot your shot with by using plenty of sexual innuendos because you just dgaf at that point.
Person 1 - U see that slutty ass bitch in the bread aisle with the fat ass in her skirt and big titties poppin her cleavage in that tight ass top with her thong sandals??
Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about
Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about
by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024
Get the Pole shiftermug. by Rafrat December 27, 2019
Get the pant shiftermug. A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy simleys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbour, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbour: "For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I´m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new phone, I bought it last week for $ 1.800!
Shifter: "Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price."
Annoying yuppie neighbor: "Damn Shifter..."
Shifter: "Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price."
Annoying yuppie neighbor: "Damn Shifter..."
by Don_Juicy February 1, 2018
Get the Shiftermug. A shifter is a person who suddenly changes the vibe of a conversation or place. The shift can be dimensional on different levels.
Usually shifters are obvious to spot, but sometimes there can be some lowkey shifters.
Usually shifters are obvious to spot, but sometimes there can be some lowkey shifters.
Kash: yo booth is on another level with biology
Jafe: IM SHIFTY I LOVE JCOLE
Everyone: bro ur a shifter
Jafe: IM SHIFTY I LOVE JCOLE
Everyone: bro ur a shifter
by Kash money man March 1, 2023
Get the Shiftermug. by Dually420 April 12, 2024
Get the Stick shiftersmug. 1: hey, dude, I wanna fuck William Afton so bad
2: He's a child murderer
3: Okay Cloud, the Lucid Shifter
2: He's a child murderer
3: Okay Cloud, the Lucid Shifter
by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022
Get the Cloud, the Lucid Shiftermug.