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by Big daddy dicc December 1, 2018
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School in Boca that actually isn’t that bad because literally all the teachers are super nice but you end up hating the school because all of the white “wood field rich kids” are annoying af and think their the shi, or the white/Hispanic kids who try to act ghetto and say the N word and no one does anything about it. Literally everyone in the school tries to fit in or act “cool” by doing drugs in the bathroom 24/7 but that’s fine because then the normal kids who actually care about their life will actually get into a good college because all the drug addicts will either all be dead by their 20s or ruin their life and not be able to fix it. Also everyone in this school either all looks the same or their ugly there is only that 5% of kids who are actually decent and the school is filled with thirsty guys trying to get laid or girls that are hoes and just want to show of there 13 year old body’s that aren’t even developed. In conclusion the school isn’t a bad school if you were able to remove all the annoying ass kids and only leave like the 60 normal people.
Guy 1: Yo you know Spanish River High School
Guy 2: oh ya that one school filled with those white wanna be rich kids
Guy 2: oh ya that one school filled with those white wanna be rich kids
by kid who actually cares June 17, 2019
Get the Spanish River High School mug.May River High School in Bluffton SC is a country club for all the rich white chads that live in Bluffton, but its disguised as a high school, half the kids drive here with pavement princess's for trucks, and the other half come with some expensive looking cars, in the parking lot of the school, you can be standing at any spot in the parking lot and there will be a juul cartridge on the ground, half the teachers here dont even do their job, the staff cares more about dress code than fights, and the bathrooms here might as well just be called the juul rooms. People here blow out all their money on shooting dice and most of the girls here are just snowbunnies that talk shit behind your back, If you are zoned here at any point in time, Run. Because you'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.
Person 1: Oh, what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to May River High School.
Person 1: Oh ok, so that means you've got a juul on you, right?
Person 2: Of course, who at May River doesnt?
Person 2: I go to May River High School.
Person 1: Oh ok, so that means you've got a juul on you, right?
Person 2: Of course, who at May River doesnt?
by Blufftonisgarbage January 4, 2019
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by Tyler Sadka August 22, 2018
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Such place exists where they incorporate turkish as a foreign language and where they attempt to sell e coli infested food. So somewhere in hell.
All jokes aside
This school is a charter school residing in jacksonville florida on beach blvd. Right across from the Winn Dixie. The school does not have enough parking lots so sometimes people have to park across the street. Then they have to cross a busy intersection in order to get to class, potentially getting hit in the process. All of the school windows are 3/8ths tinted nothing more nothing less. Hard to understand teachers though. The school was originally a law firm building until the built it into a school. The best part about this school is their quesos and nothing more. Also teachers shouldn't be allowed to have 20 class pets trapped in little cages in a room. The odor that is emitting from that room is not only hazardous but no living creature should have to endure the pain of having to smell such a thing everyday when wondering around the back end of the hallways. I can almost swear to you that the cages for the pets have not been changed since the day they were brought there.
Such place exists where they incorporate turkish as a foreign language and where they attempt to sell e coli infested food. So somewhere in hell.
All jokes aside
This school is a charter school residing in jacksonville florida on beach blvd. Right across from the Winn Dixie. The school does not have enough parking lots so sometimes people have to park across the street. Then they have to cross a busy intersection in order to get to class, potentially getting hit in the process. All of the school windows are 3/8ths tinted nothing more nothing less. Hard to understand teachers though. The school was originally a law firm building until the built it into a school. The best part about this school is their quesos and nothing more. Also teachers shouldn't be allowed to have 20 class pets trapped in little cages in a room. The odor that is emitting from that room is not only hazardous but no living creature should have to endure the pain of having to smell such a thing everyday when wondering around the back end of the hallways. I can almost swear to you that the cages for the pets have not been changed since the day they were brought there.
Scenario 1
Person3: *Yells on the top of his lungs* "River City Science Academy! can suck my big fat futo."
Person1: "Woaaaaa Did you hear him"
Person2: "Only at River City Science Academy! will you hear such a thing "
Scenario 2
Random Person who just happens to walk by you " Bro i swear if the principle shaved his mustache he'll look like Bashar al asad"
Person 1: *thinks in head* "WTF DID I JUST HEAR"
Scenario 3
Teacher : *speaks in a broken english dilect* " Ok class today we will be doing derivatives so open your books to page 221"
Student *wispers to himself* " i got this man this junk is to easy"
Teacher " OK class so what i want you to do now is take out a sheet of paper and...... mish mish mish mish "
Student" What do you want us to do again sorry"
Teacher " I said mish mish mish mish then after that you want to use the mish mish mish mish Ok"
Student " Yea got it thanks for clarifying" *thinks to himself ye imma just copy off buddy later
Scenario 4:
Student 1: Hey i'm going to write a review for the school
Student 2: Sure lets do it
*submits the review and attend school the next day when they get a suspension*
Student 3: Only at River City Science Academy!
Person3: *Yells on the top of his lungs* "River City Science Academy! can suck my big fat futo."
Person1: "Woaaaaa Did you hear him"
Person2: "Only at River City Science Academy! will you hear such a thing "
Scenario 2
Random Person who just happens to walk by you " Bro i swear if the principle shaved his mustache he'll look like Bashar al asad"
Person 1: *thinks in head* "WTF DID I JUST HEAR"
Scenario 3
Teacher : *speaks in a broken english dilect* " Ok class today we will be doing derivatives so open your books to page 221"
Student *wispers to himself* " i got this man this junk is to easy"
Teacher " OK class so what i want you to do now is take out a sheet of paper and...... mish mish mish mish "
Student" What do you want us to do again sorry"
Teacher " I said mish mish mish mish then after that you want to use the mish mish mish mish Ok"
Student " Yea got it thanks for clarifying" *thinks to himself ye imma just copy off buddy later
Scenario 4:
Student 1: Hey i'm going to write a review for the school
Student 2: Sure lets do it
*submits the review and attend school the next day when they get a suspension*
Student 3: Only at River City Science Academy!
by Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamarr December 2, 2017
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Jabroni 1: Where do you go to school?
Jabroni 2: I go to May River High School.
Jabroni 1: Oh shit, you go to May River? What a fucking loser!
Jabroni 2: I go to May River High School.
Jabroni 1: Oh shit, you go to May River? What a fucking loser!
by LittleRichard69 November 10, 2019
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