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rice racer, PLEASE

What you say to an idiotic individual, usually between the ages of 16 and 25, called a rice racer. AKA a person driving a honda civic, dodge neon, ford probe, honda prelude, etc, that has had more work done on it than the car itself it worth. Meaning a humongous spoiler, a ridiculous neon paint job, illegal tinted windows, rims, maybe some engine work that the piece of shit can barely handle. You may recognize these morons best by their horrible numetal blaring behind you in their sound systems that are worth more than their car, their tale gating, trying to race you in the middle of a public street, and various other acts of stupidity. Don't get mad, just laugh it off.
Hey Brandon, look at that Honda Civic on our asses!

HAH! RICE RACER, PLEASE!
by BitchBitchBitch007 November 1, 2008
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ricers

People who put huge wings on front wheel drive cars, huge body kits, terrible graphics, huge loud exhaust that sounds like a weedwhacker or go-kart or bees nest. ricers are people who think their car is fast when it really isnt. not all imports are rice, there is lots of domestic rice too.
that ricer thinks his civic will beat my 900 HP mustang
by Anonymous August 30, 2003
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racer

1. Opposite of ricer

2. Someone who competes against someone or a timer to see who will finish first/do a course quickest.

3. Or, more simply, someone who races.
1. There was this ricer Honda Del Sol with 18" rims, two-tone paint, a Sobe can for a muffler, and a spoiler that was taller than the damn car on the deck, and there was a 5.0 Mustang with a Magnaflow exhaust, a Ford Racing crate engine, and some pretty decent 17" BBS wheels. Guess who wins? Thats right. Teh racer.

2. Michael Schumaccher, Richard Petty, Jeff Gordon, Juan Pabo Montoya, etc.

3. 2.
by zomgwtflolbbq April 21, 2007
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grudge racer

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A grudge racer is a modern-day drag racer. Grudge racing combines three main elements: trash-talk, stipulations (or ground rules), and street/track racing. The only rules are the ones the grudge racers establish right before the race.
Keith Dailey is a grudge racer, he'll steal your shoes and wallet before you see the green light his trucks so fast.
by Mclintock! May 11, 2018
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chocolate speedway racer

a male person who likes to bum another male person vigorously, chocolate (arse hole) speedway racer (fast).
so infact chocolate speedway racer means a males who bums another male very fast !!!
'hes a chocolate speedway racer'.
'fucking hell im surprised the other guy aint split yet or got a friction burn on his ring lol'
by ben barnes September 12, 2006
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RaceReady

Preparing or being prepared for a race. Usually a bike race and involving practices directly opposite to those of professional athletes or the keen types who think they actually have a chance of troubling the scorers at the sharp end of the pack.
To be RaceReady requires as much dedication and determination that's found in your average Olympian.
RaceReady can also apply to your equipment, a muddy bike will only require a once over with a stiff brush to be fully RaceReady
Gorging on pancakes and coffee on the morning of an event or quaffing half a dozen light ales the night before would render the (non)athlete RaceReady
by mattmbr May 24, 2013
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RaceAss

One who labels Human beings by racial classification. Someone who engages in Identity politics. An anti-Science person that makes or enforces race based policy. Someone that believes Homo Sapiens Sapiens have biological races.
They voted the RaceAss out of office. That RaceAss is so out of touch with reality. The RaceAss got fired.
Those RaceAss morons are teaching my children anti-science bigotry. Don't be a RaceAss, because the most willing ass always carries the heaviest burden.
by 8floz. November 18, 2020
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