pussy potato chips

When you get a girl really really wet, and then rub your face all in it for a long time, coating your face with juice. Then get a hairdryer and blowdry your face. Then peel the coating off in tiny sections and put them in a ziplock back and poor salt in the bag. Makes for good snacks, during the superbowl, daytona 500, or any other sporting event.

Hey Bro, do you have a bag of clarissa's pussy potato chips? I could really use some pussy chips about now...

by JOJO trainer shreveport May 16, 2010

Potato Chip

Just following sexual intercourse you must proceed to ejaculate on your partners back. Using your fingers to smear the cum out into a thin layer. Allow to dry overnight, and upon waking in the morning force your partner to eat it.

I hear your mom loves my home-made potato chips!

by CellarDoor5656 April 13, 2006

potato child

A mentally retarded person

wow that person is a potato child

by thatguy_48 March 18, 2015

Potato Chip Book

A novel usually shorter than 500 pages, usually has a fast paced story that evolves over several books. Lots of action and cheap thrils. Called a potato chip book because it is not exactly going to broaden your horizens intellectually, but like that first chip, you want another and another

1: i really loved out of the ashes!
2: stop reading potato chip books its unhealthy!

by Ice Wolf 2800 October 27, 2009

potato cake

the pancake version of mashed potatoes which is used after thanksgiving when there is an excess amount of mashed potatoes left over

Well looks like we are gonna make us up a potato cake tonight since we have a fridge full of mashed potatoes

by madison davis November 28, 2005

California potato chips

Cumming onto a vinyl seat, letting it bake in the sun, and then peeling it off and eating it.

The day after getting laid in my back of my car, Trevor ate the California potato chips I left on the back seat.

by DiZhavano March 3, 2018

potato cannon

Any sort of device that looks like a cannon and is generally designed to shoot potatos at a high velocity using household products as propellent. Also known as spud gun and potato launcher.

Using these lengths of PVC pipe, I intend to constuct a brand new potato cannon that will surely attract every twelve-year-old in the nieghborhood.

by Kurt Padilla July 12, 2004