nards

A male who participates in extreme activities usually on a random basis. These activites are so out of the ordinary that the male induvidual is said to have "big balls".

"He's the nards is he swallows that fish and chases it with detergent"

by nards May 17, 2005

Nard Dog

Commonly used as a nick name for Andy Bernard in the popular hit series "The Office" Andy Bernard is played by actor Ed Helms.

Nard Dawg; Nard Dog

(NAHR) (DOG)

Andy Bernard: "Does the Nard Dog want Nard Pups? Yeah, I want a big ole litter of Nard Pups, all jumpin' around, suckin' on the TEET. Put em' in a box give em' to my neighbors...Yeah I want kids.."

by stevetheg December 27, 2011

Nard is Wayne

To embody the athletic talents of Bernard King. Usually the phrase is uttered by fans in a drunken state of excitement.

"NARD is Wayne and he is now chariiel CHACE or CHASE!

by Ned - December 14, 2008

drop a nard

To take a shit.

"Just going to the shitter to drop a nard"

by Menzelberry July 21, 2016

Nard Bags

When one must say all with nothing but this cruel box.

Eli: Have you ever supposed the role of our perception in determining the objective truth. That is the transmigration of knowing in one instance to not knowing in another.

BoothMane: Nard Bags!

by shift_fucker February 9, 2019

nards

Slang, or bawdy term for a women's breasts

Did you see the nards on her?

by Sandy February 17, 2005

Nard-Dog

A reasonable looking man with his life figured out, IN HIS HEAD. He may have some anger issues and punch holes in the wall now and then, but hey! He's Nard-Dog

Oh my gosh did you see Nard-Dog punch a hole in the wall

by The Bumbling Office Manager May 20, 2020