monet

basically money

1: man i dont have much monet
2: oh boi go work then yes

by cryptxyz December 04, 2018

Monet

A term used to describe a person who from far away looks OK, but up close it's just a big ol' mess!

Don't worry Tai, Amber is just a monet.

by 90skid4756 February 19, 2018

Monet

A fat cunt

"Oi look it's Monet! Hide your Oreos!"

by Thebigfuckingsackofpissandwank November 22, 2021

Monet

A fat cunt.

"Oi, look over at Monet there. Hide your Oreos!"

by Thebigfuckingsackofpissandwank November 22, 2021

reverse monet

When a woman puts her cancles behind her neck and presents a bouquet of lillies by her ass while one man's balls are on her forehead and the other man is jerking off onto her ass.

My girl asked my best friend and I for a reverse Monet.

by Impressionist69 June 15, 2017