lasterbating

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off

Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.

by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012

lustruck

to be be caught offguard in awe at another individual because of a strong sudden uncontrollable sexual desire

"damn homie, the second i saw that ass, i was LUSTruck like whoa" said the thug about the thuggette with a nice butt

by 72886 December 9, 2008

Lester

A heist master in the streets but a freak in the sheets

Dude look at Lester how badass he is. Has all the deluxos and opressors

by Lesstar November 24, 2019

lester crest

a master mind genius who is a loner that does a lot of heist and has no social life

lester crest: u wanna do a heist

by incognito user May 30, 2020

Wefty Lestern

A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.

Son: Daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. What's that?

Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.

by kleptolagnia December 2, 2011

lasterday

The last yesterday, in other words, the day before yesterday.

The teacher spoke to her class...
"I'm sorry I was ill yesterday but we'll continue with what we were talking about lasterday."

by Irby July 23, 2005

lutser

Combination of loser and prutser.

Lutser - Lutsert - Lutserts

by Batsdroog June 11, 2008