The best video game ever to be unleashed upon the the world of man. Mortal Kombat 2 was released in 1993 and loved by all who touched it except those liberalist b******s and those feminist c***s who tried so desperatley to get it banned but failed (HA!). Mortal Kombat 2 was one of only two games to be any good out of the MK series (the other being MK4) And it changed video gaming for ever
"Hey man, lets go play MK3"
"What the fuck you are you scriptin about???
MK3 is the worst game ever fool"
"I wanna play it"
"Nah, MK2"
"M! K! 2!
"MORTAL KOMBAT 2!!!"
"What the fuck you are you scriptin about???
MK3 is the worst game ever fool"
"I wanna play it"
"Nah, MK2"
"M! K! 2!
"MORTAL KOMBAT 2!!!"
by Boh December 6, 2006
Get the Mortal Kombat 2 mug.The mixture of two different drugs, being Mephedrone (Mortal) and Ketamine (kombat), equalling a wobbly k-hole euphoria feeling
"Let's Mortal Kombat it tonight!" mephedrone and ketamine mixed together and done either in the form of: lines, bumps, bombs or smoked
by Freshkentt. May 18, 2010
Get the Mortal Kombat mug.when ur having intercourse with a girl from behind..and ur fucking her soooo hard she's screaming like Shiva from Mortal Kombat. Than, once ur about to bust ur load, u pull out and turn her around. You shoot ur load in the air so she looks up to catch it. as she goes to catch iit in her mouth, you yelll "FATALITY" and chop her right in the neck. preferbly with ur right hand. she falls to the ground in utter pain.
person 1: dude...how was tht girls house?
person 2: not bad...i gave her the mortal kombat and did evn clean up!!!
person 2: not bad...i gave her the mortal kombat and did evn clean up!!!
by t-reinzz June 23, 2009
Get the mortal kombat mug.Use during sexual intercourse during a party when others can hear you...mainly before ejaculating..Right before ejaculating, scream out Mortal Kombat and the croud responds by shouting FINISH HER!
i WAS SMASHING MY GIRL AT A PARTY AND BEFORE I CAME I SCRAM OUT MORTAL KOMBAT WITH A LOUD RESPONSE IF FINISH HER FROM THE CROUD!MAKING MY EXPERIANCE SO MUCH BETTER!
by TECK1! September 28, 2010
Get the Mortal kombat mug.The act of defecating.
by dictionary89174 April 5, 2010
Get the Komata mug.The art of "kombat" in moralities. It's basically just arguing like a mother fo. Normally ending with someone so "owned" that their final responce will be filled with so much being of owned that they will blurp out some bs.
DUDE YOU SUCK
Yea, but for a dude to suck who has a girlfriend is technically and blatently gay and for 1 such as yourself to think of such a think you make yourself seem gay. So why don't you go suck off your brother?
UH.. FUCK YOU!!!
I'm owning you in moral kombat you realize?
Yea, but for a dude to suck who has a girlfriend is technically and blatently gay and for 1 such as yourself to think of such a think you make yourself seem gay. So why don't you go suck off your brother?
UH.. FUCK YOU!!!
I'm owning you in moral kombat you realize?
by ADMRems August 8, 2006
Get the moral kombat mug."Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"
~or~
"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"
~or~
"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"
by Re-wired Writer November 10, 2008
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