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No Touch Knockout

The term No Touch Knockout refers to a prominent martial arts scam technique which advertises a "no touch knockout master"'s ability to knock someone asleep with "magical powers" , "ancient energy techniques" or anything synonymous with those examples. This martial arts scam is less prominent nowadays, however it still happens on a shallow basis.
B : "have you heard of this new guy named Steven Seagal? He's such a great Aikidoka"
J : "he's probably just some no touch knockout master. "
by Тимофей March 24, 2023
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Pizza Knockout

The use of force, against an adversary, while trying to enjoy a slice of pizza under provocation.
The asshole behind me tapped me on the back, pointed at the last slice of pizza, and said 'that slice? Is mine'. I grabbed it anyway, and then saw him an in alley coming toward me outside and just clocked him, pizza in hand. It was a pizza knockout.
by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025
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Knocker Knockout

When the impact of an udder uppercut is so forceful that it renders her unconscious or disorients her.
Riley was riding McMurray so aggressively that she suffered a knocker knockout as the result of a stiff udder uppercut.
by McMurray515 May 14, 2024
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Knockout

This red mother fucker who is self obsessed with itself
Knockout:YoU rUiNEd My pAiNt JoB
by RAtAtOUlIE March 3, 2024
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