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Impocide

He has been arrested for impocide.
by sus_man March 16, 2022
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impooplad!

he did not turn the table the table turned him!

the sky becomes red the grass becomes brown the trees become blue the leaves become purple the roads crack the sidewalks explode the planes crash the cars fly the submarines float and the boats dive lightbulbs make the house dark and curtains make the house bright wearing thick coats make you feel cold and being naked feels hot winter is summer and summer is winter snow is black and the sun is black plants walk animals talk sharks build houses sea monkeys revolt rats eat snakes rabbits eat eagles blue whales are tiny and Etruscan shrews are giant life is death and death I life destruction fixes and fixing destroys

THE ENDING IS THE BEGINNING AND THE BEGINNING IS THE END!
Jim: look its impooplad!
Tom: oh no...
by impooplad March 18, 2023
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genetically impolite

someone who is of destible nature, or lower intelligence
by Steve Anderson October 6, 2004
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Self importing

Making one's self seem much more important than you really are.
Jack is self importing himself to the boss.
by Wumpy December 16, 2011
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make the impossible

Shortened version of the full phrase, “To make the impossible, possible.”

An action or words spoken at a key moment that makes all the difference between success or failure.
Master shows apprentice how to use a tool: “if you hold it like this, you make the impossible...”
by Speedglue April 20, 2021
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It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Typically said by people of a sub-average IQ in relation to things that are indeed, rather important.
Dude 1: Hey man you should probably look at applying for some jobs?
Dude 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not

Chick 1: Hey sis you should probably not do drugs and then drive around, the police might catch you!
Chick 2: It might sound super duper important, but its really not
by phillforbrains May 7, 2021
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important hair

Characterized as one (usually male) who has exceptionally coiffed hair that requires product. Important hair can be straightened, teased or otherwise carefully groomed. Often seen in the hipster variation of subculture as well as Emo kids, neo-mods and glamorous indie rockers.
The guy in VHS or Beta has really important hair.
All the important hair guys were there.
She only dates guys with important hair.
by Aynne and Kristi February 22, 2006
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