Hollister

a dark damp place where they dont give a fuck if 11 year olds wear 40 dollar booty shorts and tube tops.
last week i went over to my younger cousins house for her 11th birthday. what i saw horrified me. in those 40 dollar Hollister booty shorts, i know i will never be the same again.
by the one who knows evil August 31, 2010
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Hollister

noun: A clothing store where gay "plastic" men, or bitchy popular girls shop. Basically a high-class Aeropostale, but more surf. Why not go inside and become deaf with blaring music, and smell the stench off cat piss fragrances?
Bob: "Dude. Isn't Hollister totally gnarly!?"
Bob2: "Dude -pauses and stares blankly- LETS GET RIPPED JEANS!"
by ?x?=? August 28, 2011
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Hollister

A store that all the losers who hate life love to hate on. It looks better than all the sh*t people wear (all black, baggy pants with the waste way under your waste- you know, the trashy stuff).
People who say that we wear it just "to fit in" actually are trying to fit in with those who hate it.

Heads up for those who think we care that you hate us and the clothing- we don't give a sh*t. Now grow up and quit b*tching.
Person 1: "Why do you always wear Hollister?"
Person 2: "Because that's what I want to wear.."
Person 1: "Well you shouldn't, cause its gay and looks stupid."
Person 2: "Stfu and don't talk to me, cause i dont give a sh*t what your failure-self says."
by papapapapapaa April 13, 2009
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Hollister

A shitty preppy store!! Most people who shop there are assholes 2! The prepps that shop at hollister also hate goths/emos/Metalheads etc.
Person at Hollister(prep):OMFG there's an ugly goth person.

Goth:(ignores the stupid prep)
by Spencer E.P. July 22, 2007
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Hollister

A expensive smelly prep store that no one really likes. They just say they do so all the other preps will like them. They sell ripped jeans and cheap t-shirts. Even I look like a slut in their clothing. You basicly have to have a rich mommy and daddy who are willing to give you a lot of money to shop there. Most of the preps that shop there play tons of sports, are pretty, are "normal". If you shop there you are a brainwashed zombie.
Prep 1: Like OMG I love Hollister and i'm not a prep!
Me:Wait did you just say your not a prep?
Prep:Yea! Totally you need to get your ears checked silly!
Preppy dude: Hey babe come on let's go to the beach!
Me:The closest beach is like two states away. What are you talking about?
Preppy Chick: Ok lets go this goth emo gay stupid girl is being mean to me.

FYI:I hate when people think goth, emo, gay, and stupid are the same thing. I don't cut myself. I get straight A's and i am completely heterosexual.(the preps will probably not know what that means,they only know what gay or lesbian mean) I don't know if i'm goth or not. That's kind of a stupid label if you ask me. Sorry i got off topic.
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Hollister

Hollister by Abercrombie.
a store at the mall found mostly on the West Coast of the States.
sells clothing similar (and many would agree superior) to that of Abercrombie, though for a much more reasonable price.
Named for the city of Hollister in California, Hollister the store endorses a preppy/beach-loving lifestyle.
though Abercrombie is known for its moose embroidery, Hollister embroiders a seagull on its polos and many of its clothing.
website: hollisterco.com
Polo at Abercrombie: $39.50
Polo at Hollister: $19.50

little-known fact: Hollister is owned by Abercrombie (much like Hot Topic is owned by the GAP).
by 83 July 25, 2008
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Hollister

A clothing store that sell's clothes that only people who don't eat ever can fit in. Africa would have one but they are too overpriced, $60 for one perfume. WTF HOLLISTER ?
*Girl walks into room*
Guy: Hi, is that Hollister that your wearing ?
Girl: Yes ! It is !
Guy: So do you ever eat...EVER ?
Girl:...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................no.

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Shame on You Hollister, Your starving people.
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