Clarissa 

the greatest lesbian of all time. You may think of GOAT but it's really GLOAT(greatest lesbian of all time) the most loyal and talented person you'll ever meet. She has dyke powers that can make any man give up their girl and is basically as strong a superman. Typically ranges from 5'1-5'5 and has anger issues. Usually rich in real life, but if not then in hella credit card debt. But that doesn't matter because she's just that awesome. She's IMMUNE to the IRS and taxes. Owns 200 guns and can probably skateboard or plays a gay ass instrument like French Horn or some shit. Obsessed with flannels and Jenna Ortega. Super funny and will fight anyone just to see if she'll win. Also is awesome. Not to mention, is super cool.

"Yo! Clarissa is such a cool lesbian" "clarissa, you're like hella gay but it's so awesome!"

"I love clarissa!"

Clarissa by Bean gobbler August 20, 2024

Clarisa

The most gorgeous girl you'll ever meet, she's very shy around other new people but becomes ever more irresistible when you get to know her, treat her well or she'll be gone, and don't let other people use her, give her advice when you can, and keep her close. She's a good one <3

Someone: Do you know that girl Clarisa

M: Yeah! She's my best friend!

Someone: She's so quiet...

M: That's what you think!

Clarisa by Gay_Closet_Demon December 8, 2024

Clarissah-Jean

Dramatic

Stop being a clarissah-jean

Clarissah-Jean by Cantaberry September 20, 2025

lando-carisian 

the name of lando carisian

and no its not a real person
but its a funny name none the less

its also a common misspelling of Lamborghini

lando-carisian: hey you see that football game yesterday?
you: no
lando-carisian: ima run you over with my lando

lando-carisian by chisseled July 16, 2022