a person who doesnt understand the point of having a good time and wants to shit on other people as much as they can
by you shouldnt use your real nam February 8, 2024
Get the soft cocmug. by the hater of school666 May 18, 2021
Get the cocmug. Cum on Command (CoC): Being able to instantly ejaculate a plethora of semen on any person, object or thing on command and usually under significant duress.
Ron: Ok...ok...Action!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!
by The Good Dude Giveth August 30, 2019
Get the CoCmug. by Jwwiiwi3k November 2, 2018
Get the coc irelandmug. “Ride attendant: That stupid Mickeys COC is annoying.”
“Minnie mouse costume worker: Just thinking about it gets me wet!”
“Minnie mouse costume worker: Just thinking about it gets me wet!”
by This gui. May 27, 2021
Get the Mickeys COCmug. Defined as “Creator of Clit.” Used when referring to an individual as a God-like being. They are God, therefore, the creator of the female clitoris.
by toiletclogged42069 November 18, 2022
Get the COCmug. Cum on Command (CoC): Being able to instantly ejaculate a plethora of semen on any person, object or thing on command and usually under significant duress.
Ron: Ok...ok...Action!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....ummmm....where’s the cum?....where...the....fuck...is the cum James!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...it....uh...it isn’t there yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresse’s cum, you shit
sauerkraut stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t CoC. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired James! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....ummmm....where’s the cum?....where...the....fuck...is the cum James!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...it....uh...it isn’t there yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresse’s cum, you shit
sauerkraut stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t CoC. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired James! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way!
by The Good Dude Giveth August 30, 2019
Get the CoCmug.