Brandi

The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction during competitive sport.

(Origin of the word is derived from the ever devious pro poker player, Brandi Hawbaker (a.k.a. the "Paris Hilton of Poker"). Notorious for her scandalous behaviour and revealing apparel.)

Despite Mike and Jake's attempts to brandi themselves during the beach volleyball tournament their team failed to win. Little did they know, the beautiful ladies they were playing against were all lesbians.
by Ariel Agassi August 15, 2007
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Brandi

The untamed fire that somehow incarnated into a human body. Identified by a quick wit, delicious laughter, eyes like electric pools of ice, a lion's heart, a song that silences the trees, and a mane of Baltic amber. Glowing like the sun she can sustain you or burn you. She is the fireworks over the river on the Fourth of July and represents true independence. The Brandi can sometimes disappear for a time without warning, however, that's just because she is prowling her territory. A sister, friend, teacher, priestess, badass, librarian, and warrior. Usually accompanied by a small, delightful baby dragon-unicorn hybrid. Deeply Rooted in my heart. Also known as a Goddess of the Bonfire.
"Brandi mama don't need no man drama."

"Brandi, HALP, I've injured myself...again."
"Hey, Brandi, can you reach the tea for me?"
"BUT I GOT YOU A CHOCOLATE BAR, BRANDI!"
by quillienelson April 27, 2019
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Brandi

She’s is the coolest and lamest person at the same time she’s really beautiful she’s smart and talented she knows how to paint she knows what to do if your upset she’s loyal and also a person to depend on she’s a independent woman and I just love her so much - rc
Brandi is cool
by Why not do this April 20, 2019
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Brandie

Someone who will buy anything, no matter how dumb or useless, just because of the brand or company it's made by.
-Hey check out my new iBag.
-The iBag? You're not serious...
-What?! This thing is the future!!!
-It's a plastic bag with an apple logo on it.
-Your point?
-You're a total brandie!!!
by sportsdude88 March 16, 2010
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Brandi

The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction during competitive sport.

(Origin of the word is derived from the ever devious pro poker player, Brandi Hawbaker (a.k.a. the "Paris Hilton of Poker"). Notorious for her scandalous behaviour and revealing apparel.)
Despite Mike and Jake's attempts to brandi themselves during the beach volleyball tournament their team failed to win. Little did they know, the beautiful ladies they were playing against were all lesbians.

by Ariel Agassi August 12, 2007
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brandy

Brandy is someone who likes to annoy people or one person. She abused people. Just kidding, but seriously she is great. She is a great friend more than anybody can say. She might not think that but she really is. It's really fun hanging around her.
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brandy

A kind of hard liquor distilled from wine.
It looks lke whiskey.
It smells like whiskey.
It tastes like whiskey.
You could put brandy in a whiskey bottle or whiskey in a brandy bottle and sell it and few people would notice.
For some reason, the cheap kind (such as E&J) has a WASPy connotation, but the expensive stuff (Hennesy cognac, made in France) is mostly drunk by black people and is talked about a lot in rap videos.
White guy: I got drunk on brandy last night.
Black guy: You mean like Hennessy?
White guy: Naw, E&J.
Black guy: E&J?! What the hell kinda cracker shit is that?!
White guy: That's all we got at my house.
by Mr. Dirtweed April 16, 2006
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