Atomic Blondie

When you 69 with 2 tangerines and close you and let anything.

I thought it was a crime scene when I walked in, but it was an Atomic Blondie.

by Kmanisles February 6, 2022

British Blondie

Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.

Person 1: Ugh, not the British Blondies! They're so annoying!

by teetersworld March 8, 2023

short barrel blondie

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.

Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

Or

Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.

by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021