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The BitchinYeoman

When a male poker player inserts huge black anal beads in their ass then using their handheld Muppet, rip them out at the speed of light. The corresponding pain and sound of a chainsaw starting up is the ritualistic mating call for all other terrible poker players, forcing them to converge on his location and dump their entire poker life savings into his lap. The act of performing the BitchinYeoman has helped the most basic and non-intelligent of poker players amass huge bankrolls. Only the most dedicated and luckiest of players will perform this ritual in an effort to call down the poker gods and have them lay fortune at their feet. Having large amounts of disposable income or having married into even more is also beneficial.
"Hey honey, there is a huge poker game at Johnny's tonight. Can you help me lube up these beads so I can perform the BitchinYeoman before I leave?"
by CheddarThief April 14, 2020
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xX_BitchSlayer_Xx

The person who lost in a COD game to you and is now your half-brother's father.
Note: this isn't targeted at anyone this is just the first username I thought of.
M: Say hello to your new father!
F: Hello *insert username*
Y: xX_BitchSlayer_Xx?! Is that you?!
by 🍆💦🍑🍼 November 18, 2022
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