Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica
Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica
Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!
by eden100123 December 30, 2020

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of the Southern Wild Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Three Beets to the Wind Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Something that I made up since I was bored. You randomly say it on conversations, either online or in real life. You can spam the hell outta it whenever you’re bored and/or wanna bother people. Saying it randomly in a real life conversation is just for the fun of it. Use the phrase when needed.
example 1:
“Oh, so then she actua-“
“YEET ON THE BEET OR THE FLEET FOR THE SEAT!” I yelled.
Example 2:
“I spammed yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat in a furry server on discord for no reason.” I said.
“What’s wrong with you and your life?” She asked
“Oh, so then she actua-“
“YEET ON THE BEET OR THE FLEET FOR THE SEAT!” I yelled.
Example 2:
“I spammed yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat in a furry server on discord for no reason.” I said.
“What’s wrong with you and your life?” She asked
by Moaning Earrape March 2, 2019

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beet-er Late Than Never Burger, it's served with beets!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Put a beet up smb's ass, literally or figuratively. Also can be a noun phrase, "get a beet up smb's ass". A new way to say "kick ass". If you get a beet up your ass, you get beeted up, i.e. fail at smth drastically.
- What's up dude?
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.
by Nerdy Bastard May 30, 2017
