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Bears Eat Beets

Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!
by eden100123 December 30, 2020
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Beets of the Southern Wild Burger

A burger that comes with beets
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of the Southern Wild Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
mugGet the Beets of the Southern Wild Burgermug.

Three Beets to the Wind Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Three Beets to the Wind Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
mugGet the Three Beets to the Wind Burgermug.

Knife to Beet You Burger

A special burger that comes with thinly sliced beets
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Knife to Beet You Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
mugGet the Knife to Beet You Burgermug.

Yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat

Something that I made up since I was bored. You randomly say it on conversations, either online or in real life. You can spam the hell outta it whenever you’re bored and/or wanna bother people. Saying it randomly in a real life conversation is just for the fun of it. Use the phrase when needed.
example 1:

“Oh, so then she actua-“

“YEET ON THE BEET OR THE FLEET FOR THE SEAT!” I yelled.
Example 2:

“I spammed yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat in a furry server on discord for no reason.” I said.

What’s wrong with you and your life?” She asked
by Moaning Earrape March 2, 2019
mugGet the Yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seatmug.
A specialized burger that's served with beets
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beet-er Late Than Never Burger, it's served with beets!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018
mugGet the Beet-er Late Than Never Burgermug.

beet up

Put a beet up smb's ass, literally or figuratively. Also can be a noun phrase, "get a beet up smb's ass". A new way to say "kick ass". If you get a beet up your ass, you get beeted up, i.e. fail at smth drastically.
- What's up dude?
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.
by Nerdy Bastard May 30, 2017
mugGet the beet upmug.

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