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Beacon Bandit

A term usually given to normal members of the public who find it amusing or funny to imitate police cars by attaching some form of beacon to their car in the hope of making people believe they are in fact the police. Often this hobby (as some people make it) takes place at night, to add to the illusion of the beacon.
Driver: 'Hey who's that behind us? They've got a blue light flashing, should I pull over'

Passenger: 'Nah, it's just beacon bandits, keep going'.
by northlondon93 October 9, 2011
mugGet the Beacon Banditmug.

Beaconing

A courting act of homosexual males. The act involves stimulating his nipples until they are erect. These signal other homosexual males to let them know that the man is "down to fuck".
Gary was beaconing for me so hard today. His tight shirt made it so hard to resist. I can't wait for tonight, so that I can go to town on his meat stick.
by maawwwwwc December 13, 2018
mugGet the Beaconingmug.

reel your beacon

Angela: I need my child support! I'm done fucking around with you!

Gary: Reel your beacon, you'll get it!
by Beacon July 7, 2015
mugGet the reel your beaconmug.

Beacon blonde

Juan birb is a beacon of brightness whom is Welsh. Beacon blonde
by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020
mugGet the Beacon blondemug.

beacon

a gun with a laser
1- “you a pussy bitch bro”

2- keep talkin imma bring the beacon out lil jit
by bootyscratcher69 April 6, 2021
mugGet the beaconmug.

Dick Beacons

Another term for beautiful breasts. Much like headlights however when dick beacons are present all penises become erect. Hence the beacon calling out and they answer.
Guy 1: How did the presentation go?

Guy 2: Not good. The instructor had the Dock Beacons showing and I had a pitched tent the whole time and couldn't hide it.

Guy 1: Yeah man her dick beacons are weapons of mass seduction.
by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020
mugGet the Dick Beaconsmug.

Beacon blonde

A very bright blonde haired person who you can see for mile
Wow hake is such a beacon blonde
by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020
mugGet the Beacon blondemug.

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