A recipe for destruction of your mind.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.
You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.
You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
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-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
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“Who are you and what planet are you from”
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everyone do not fall for the government tricks.
What was believed to be egg is actually written as “ægg.”
The reason is there is an A sound then an E then GG.
The government is trying to tricking you. do not fall for this.
What was believed to be egg is actually written as “ægg.”
The reason is there is an A sound then an E then GG.
The government is trying to tricking you. do not fall for this.
Guy 1: How do you like your eggs?
Guy 2: Sir it is actually æggs. Don’t let the government trick you.
Guy 1: I don’t really give a shit just tell me how you want your eggs
Guy 2: IT IS PRONOUNCED ÆGGS!
GUY 1: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING EGGS!
Guy 2: ÆGGS*
Guy 1: FUCK YOU YOUR GETTING SCRAMBLED!
Guy 2: awww man I wanted sunny side up.
Guy 1: *from the kitchen* FUCK YOU!
Guy 2: ): … it’s æggs btw.
News: stray knife from kitchen killing one.
Guy 2: Sir it is actually æggs. Don’t let the government trick you.
Guy 1: I don’t really give a shit just tell me how you want your eggs
Guy 2: IT IS PRONOUNCED ÆGGS!
GUY 1: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING EGGS!
Guy 2: ÆGGS*
Guy 1: FUCK YOU YOUR GETTING SCRAMBLED!
Guy 2: awww man I wanted sunny side up.
Guy 1: *from the kitchen* FUCK YOU!
Guy 2: ): … it’s æggs btw.
News: stray knife from kitchen killing one.
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Ægge er en dreng der er fucking crazy. De ting han gør er for drengenes skyld, og han gør ikke noget for pigerne. Faktisk er piger ikke lige hans kop te, men han elsker at gøre grin med dem. Han er nærig, rig, og succesfuld, men glemmer at bruge hans kloge hoved fonuftigt. Ægge tager våben med i skole, skyder W i røven, og smadrer skuffer og vinduer. Han er en laban. Han kan dog godt lide at invisterer i aktier sammen med Å. Han driller pedeller og ingen af lærerene kan lide ham. Og han har forresten lidt ekstra på sidebenene, og vodka fyrer han ned.
i korte træk er han en crazy dreng, der er socialretaderet blandt pigerne.
typisk Ægge scorerreplik:
- Du har et flot smil, det ligner det er taget fra en barbiedukke.
- Dit hår ligner noget fra en fe.
- Min flotte sukkerpige.
Bagefter spørger han altid:
Hvordan var det?
Hilsen Ægge
Ægge er en dreng der er fucking crazy. De ting han gør er for drengenes skyld, og han gør ikke noget for pigerne. Faktisk er piger ikke lige hans kop te, men han elsker at gøre grin med dem. Han er nærig, rig, og succesfuld, men glemmer at bruge hans kloge hoved fonuftigt. Ægge tager våben med i skole, skyder W i røven, og smadrer skuffer og vinduer. Han er en laban. Han kan dog godt lide at invisterer i aktier sammen med Å. Han driller pedeller og ingen af lærerene kan lide ham. Og han har forresten lidt ekstra på sidebenene, og vodka fyrer han ned.
i korte træk er han en crazy dreng, der er socialretaderet blandt pigerne.
typisk Ægge scorerreplik:
- Du har et flot smil, det ligner det er taget fra en barbiedukke.
- Dit hår ligner noget fra en fe.
- Min flotte sukkerpige.
Bagefter spørger han altid:
Hvordan var det?
Hilsen Ægge
Ægge er en dejlig dreng.
Det er fedt at være sammen med Ægge.
Ægge vaper.
Ægge har vægtproblemer.
Ægge er en stor dreng.
Det er fedt at være sammen med Ægge.
Ægge vaper.
Ægge har vægtproblemer.
Ægge er en stor dreng.
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