Douche

The best insult known to man, mostly used out of context to piss people the fuck off.

ex) Mike: Tom you're such a fucking douche.

ex) Tom Cruise

by Michael Markey February 27, 2008

douche

a device used to scrub out a sordid, stinking, gungey pussy

jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. so jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for christmas. "oh great!" she exclaimed. "now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood!" she went into the toilet and got busy.

by dombo June 17, 2004

douche

the sound a gun makes in slow motion.

*gun firing* douche

by Bitch please... im from 314. April 5, 2010

Douching

Spazzing out: "fucking up".

"My computer is douching!" "Yea man, it's practically a dinosaur. NO WONDER"

by Sai Yuta TJ March 15, 2010

douche

1: a jet or current especially of water directed against a part or into a cavity of the body b : an act of cleansing with a douche
2: David Hasselhoff

"Dude! I saw the douche from Baywatch get out of his car today in brown, lace-up leather pants, waving his arms like an idiot!"

by WU July 26, 2008

Douchely

The adverb form of "douche" or "douchebag". Often used in reference to an individual who portrays traits of the aforementioned words.

"My, you are looking rather douchely today in your man tank top, cargo shorts, ray-ban knock-offs, and man sandals!"
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."

by that nova grrrl July 13, 2013

douche

It refers to an individual who disappears off the face of the earth, in other words, never calls you back, and, a few months later, you randomly meet at a bar and acts like everything is perfectly normal and greets you with the biggest smile on their face.

file:///C:/Users/Desktop/douche.jpg

by thegirlnextdoorxx October 26, 2012