a day where a creepy 90 year old man breaks into your home and becomes you and your siblings sugar daddy on this particular day every year. P.S he watches you while you sleep and gives you light kisses
Omg isn’t December 25 national hamster dedication day?? No you idiot, it’s my sugar daddy’s return after 364 days
by Tvd girl December 21, 2020
Da finestttt nigga birthday 😫💗 .
If yooo nigga birthday dis day childdd oohhh . Yuuu betta watchhh outttt .
Heee is fineee thoooo .
If yooo nigga birthday dis day childdd oohhh . Yuuu betta watchhh outttt .
Heee is fineee thoooo .
by bigggyanahhbaee._ ♥️ December 05, 2021
Date of birth of a giant son of a bitch who did a marathon with a wooden cross (400 kilograms) on his back and ended the Roman Empire in a basketball championship.
X: Do you remember 25 december year 1 a.c?
Y: No, I didn't-...
X: Tuh muertoh quilloh
Y: XD
X: Vivacristorei
Y: No, I didn't-...
X: Tuh muertoh quilloh
Y: XD
X: Vivacristorei
by JesusPro777busconoviaprbrtida November 24, 2021