Fucking Christmas 

A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.

Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?

Man 2: No. I'll do that now.

*watches*

Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...

Fucking Christmas by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009

Merry Fucking Christmas 

1. Said when one is sabotaged/0wned/h4x0rd/etc around the Christmas season.

2.Also works with other holidays

1. "Oh, you got into a wreck? Merry Fucking Christmas!"

2. We got salmonella from those eggs. Happy Fucking Easter!

2a. What? Y2K bug!? Happy Fucking Millenium

and so on and so on

Merry Fucking Christmas by AnatomyIsDestiny December 25, 2004

its fucking christmas 

hohoho, bitch

tom: ey yo its fucking christmas

jhon: hohoho bitch

its fucking christmas by fucking santa November 1, 2021

fucking around the christmas tree 

Taking too long to do something.

We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..

fucking around the christmas tree by TAMZANARIAN April 24, 2016

Fucking up my Christmas 

means the same as fucking up my shit, not holiday a related song, it is an exclamation of dismay at the site of a beautiful woman

Fucking up my Christmas by Kris Brix June 10, 2003

Fucking up my Christmas 

Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman

She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris

Fucking up my Christmas by LôKî™ September 16, 2005

Fucking up my Christmas 

(ex) phrase used to colorfully describe an action, person, or other object that causes dismay or frustration.

1. That ho is fucking up my christmas! Bitch took all my money and ran off!

2. Damnit, you're fucking up my christmas!

Fucking up my Christmas by Kanjii September 8, 2004