chichen butt

the deriare of the chickinaire

guess what
what
chicken butt

by izzy January 7, 2003

chicken butt loophole

A method used to get anybody to say “what?” to lead into a chicken butt joke. This is achieved by consistently asking “guess what?” until the person on the receiving end asks “what?”

Alex: guess what?
Max: what’s up?
Alex: guess what?
Max: hmm?
Alex: guess what?

Max: what?
Alex: chicken butt
Max: fuck, you got me with the chicken butt loophole

by PoopStinkFartFunny February 19, 2021

chicken butt

A rhyme-arific and obnoxious way to respond to the obnoxious & ubiquitous question, "Guess What?" A much easier response than actually trying to guess the topic about to be brought up.

Inane Questioner: "Guess What?"
Clever You: "CHICKEN BUTT!"
Inane Questioner: "umm.. right..."

by Handsome Pete September 25, 2003

Chicken butt

Answer to the question Guess what? 1st in a series of Chicken questions used to amuse my 5 year old grand daughter by her Uncle Joey.

#1. Guess What?
answer Chicken butt

#2 Guess Where?
answer Chicken hair

#3 Guess Why?
answer Chicken thigh

#4 Guess Who?
answer Chicken pooh

#5 Guess the rest?
answer Chicken Breast

by GrannyBee January 23, 2009

chicken butt master

someone who has chicken butted an extremely large amount of people

girl 1: those two girls rain and hailey are chicken butt masters.

girl 2: omg really? aidan says he's also a chicken butt master but i'm not completely sure.

by hailskiey March 22, 2021

chicken butt

a common dad joke, used when someone asks the question "guess what?"

Person 1: Guess what?
Their dad: Chicken butt!
(Person 1 dies of the ultimate burn)

by Frankiscooltoo September 17, 2018

chicken butt

A win or lose game. The questioner tries to catch the questionee off guard by asking "Guess what?" as if they really have news.

A: Guess What?
B: What?
A: Chicken Butt!
In the above senario person A wins the game, had person B said Chicken Butt in response they would have won the game and person A loses.

by Megpie December 25, 2007