yatzee

Response to a fortunate event or occurrence. Similar to "kudos," but not said directly to someone, just in the heat of the moment.

-4guys watching football, the ball is in the air and just as it is caught in the end zone-

"YATZEE!!"

by Phil Hogans December 9, 2008

yatzee

A game of masterbrains that takes more skill than luck! All you need to perform is five dice, a yatzee pad and a friend (sooon to be an ex-friend...). You get three throws, and try to get things like "three of a kind", "full house", "straight" and so on. The best thing you can get is "YATZEE" (correct, same as the name of the game) when all five dice are showing the same thing. For this you get the incredible 50 points (!!) and for a short second, you catch a glimpse of heaven...

YEEES I GOT A YATZEE! Now nothing can stop me!!!

by Johanna Ottosson December 28, 2008

yatzee

a word that stand for guys masturbation, other forms of this term are jerking, jacking off.

I got lonely so I played yatzee

by phil666cum April 11, 2010

Sergei Yatzenko

A poor man who was brutally tortured and murdered at the age of 45 by the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, as they recorded him suffer (a viral video known under the name of 3 guys 1 hammer)

Important warning: DO NOT EVER WATCH THAT VIDEO. DO TELL ANYONE TO WATCH IT. It will completely traumatize you/them for the rest of your/their existance. I didn't watch it myself, but I heard about it, and trust me, it is shock and gore at its purest form.

Person 1: Man, ya seen what happened to that guy named Sergei Yatzenko ?
Person 2: I pray for him every day, bro...

by JuztSumGuy May 10, 2015

breakup yahtzee

when you break up with you significant other and then play yahtzee to lessen the pain

He/She just broke up with me. Let's play breakup yahtzee.
breakup break up yahtzee

by -askme November 4, 2014

yazeed

Coolest, most sexeist guy in the world....it is an honor to be a yazeed...Yazeed also has a gigantic cock and attracts all the babes

Damn I wish I was a Yazeed.

by Mr. Bob February 25, 2005

Chocolate Yahtzee

A sexual act that involves a man and a woman. The man positions himself over the face of the woman so that his butt hole is in her face, and begins to perform a Tea Bag. While Tea Bagging, the man takes a dump on her face. When done taking the dump, the man yells out "YAHTZEE!"

man: Want to Chocolate Yahtzee?

woman: Yeah sounds like a lot of fun!

moments later....

man: YAHTZEE!

by Douglous17 April 14, 2010