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unicorn rainbow dick

person 1:wow did you see that giant unicorn rainbow dick.

person 2: yeah it was fucking huge
unicorn rainbow dick by DLAB09 August 20, 2011

Rainbow Unicorn 

The term used for the act of giving a blow job with a mouthful of skittles.
If you give me a rainbow unicorn you can taste the rainbow, honey.

My wife always gives me a rainbow unicorn before I go to work. She loves skittles.
Rainbow Unicorn by CharlieChaos January 31, 2020

Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior 

An unofficial nickname for the former WWE and current TNA wrestler Jeff Hardy.
Look the Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior is going to do the Swanton Bomb.

Rainbow Unicorn Promenade

A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.

It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.

Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.
I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!

rainbow unicorn virgin sex 

A type of sex that happens between two virgins, people often see rainbows when having this sex because it is awsome.
Anne: how did you lose your virginity?
Ella: i lost it while having rainbow unicorn virgin sex
Anne: Wow! I lost mine while having awkward virgin sex.

Rainbow Unicorn 

When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is the performed by the upright male before everyone finishes as a group.
Would you like torainbow unicorn” with Bruce and I at the parade today?
Rainbow Unicorn by Glow Hughes September 8, 2020