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The power of boners 

The act of putting your desire to have sexual interaction with someone over top of survival instinct. This can manifest in both genders as undertaking extremely dangerous, stupid or embarrassing acts.

Regularly seen in cinema where characters either do something illogical in order to impress another character or two characters ignore the dangers around them to have a romantic moment.
Person 1: "Dude, why did he run back into the collapsing building he just escaped from?
Person 2: "Hot chick is still inside. The Power of boners"
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The Power Of Boners 

The belief that if a character (usually in anime) loves someone enough, they can do literally anything; even defy death, logic and/or physics.
(See: Sword Art Online, Episode 14. Kirito uses The Power Of Boners to defy death.)

The Power Of Boners 

The belief that if a character (usually in anime) loves someone enough, they can do literally anything; even defy death, logic and/or physics.
(See: Sword Art Online, Episode 14. Kirito uses The Power Of Boners to defy death.)

The Power Of Boners Compels You 

When You "Can't" Do Something But Then A Simple, Usually Three-To-Six Word, Offer Changes Your Mind
Person 1: I Told Her No But She Reeled Me In With Promises Of Maid Cat-Girls And Titties.
Person 2:The Power Of Boners Compels You.
Person 1:What Did You Say?
Person 2:Nothing, Nothing, Nothing At All