The thing that is used to turn on a TV, turn off the TV, and control the TV, It often disappears at 8:00 while you watch Cartoon Network turn into adult swim.
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People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:
People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:
-Dave walking along and trips-
Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!
Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"
Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!
Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"
Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
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Get the The Remote Controls the Robot mug.n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.
v. the act of committing the remote control
v. the act of committing the remote control
OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.
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origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.
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