What you call a cute boy who's face looks very squishy and makes you want to pinch his cheeks repeatedly
by Brandi Delhiii November 22, 2011

by McCawley November 30, 2009

by Johnny Berger December 14, 2008

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.
by iqbal February 21, 2007

Squishy Face Retard is often referred to as a man who is in charge or is a "crew lead" at a railroad car offloading facility.
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped
this mans "vagina" is usually chapped
by holygaddamfsdjbgjk February 17, 2010

Seems like everyone has a squishy-faced freshy these days and their pictures are plastered all over facebook.
by NellieBells August 3, 2011

Squishy Face is a zoomed in picture of a realistic Finn the human from Adventure time.
He is also the lord of a world where Ching Chong, Backpack Molester, The Girl, and many others live
He is also the lord of a world where Ching Chong, Backpack Molester, The Girl, and many others live
Koen (Ching Chong): WE MUST PRAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SQUISHY FACE!!!!!
Payton (backpack Molester): YES!! HE WILL LIVE ON!!!
Conner (The Girl): You guys are idiots...
Payton (backpack Molester): YES!! HE WILL LIVE ON!!!
Conner (The Girl): You guys are idiots...
by ThaDemonDestiney May 23, 2019
