hair cut

what one does to hairs on head before begining a mating ritual.

ya see this? this is my new freaking hair cut.
you know what that means?
i'm gonna get some freaking pussy.

by wonderduck54 June 24, 2009

Hair Cut Rape

When the first cut of a hair cut is so short you have no choice but to submit to a bad hair cut.

I just wanted a few inches off the top but before I knew it I got hair cut raped, now I have to wear a hat for a week.

by hypefish July 28, 2010

New Iberia Hair-cut

A gapped up hair-cut that is usually requested by men who live in New Iberia, Louisiana. It resembles a fade. Mostly worn by white guys who think they are African.

New Iberia hair-cut is the best hair-cut in the world.

by Bianca Montage April 15, 2008

old yee yee ass hair cut

A character roast another person, due to the fact that character hates him by saying "man, fuck you I see you at work"

"Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass hair cut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa"

by asianboi 14 January 2021

by asianasshaircut January 14, 2021

special hair cut

A special haircut is when you shave your pubic hair.

Hey dude why are you so late?

Sorry, i was giving myself a special hair cut.

by Little Billy bumboy May 27, 2007

birth control hair cut

when a person has a haircut so bad, no one will want to have sex with them, hence it makes good birth control.

"Wow, look at that fem-mullet thats one hell of a birth control hair cut."

by j-dub004568 March 31, 2008

fuck boy hair cut

Kyle Leitzel

"what hairstyle does that guys have?"
"Oh that's the fuck boy hair cut."

by Roastytoasty September 16, 2016