Fist Pumps

When two straight men bend over the pong table and their other straight friend comes over and rams his fists up their assholes using a quick athletic motion.

Hey Rob I really don't feel like going out tonight looking for girls, lets just stay in the dorm, i'll drink my margarita mix, you can dip, and alejandro will give us fist pumps.

by Byla November 4, 2009

danny fist pumps

a super tan, muscle milk drinking, fist pumping guido. Hobbies include going to pacha, listening to tiesto, shopping at A/X and express, and the oh so obvious...pumping that fist. loves poland spring water, wears sunglasses at night, and eats, sleeps, and breaths the club. HGH!

Pacha was very guido, filled with many Danny Fist Pumps.

by billy rosewood January 8, 2009

$5 fist pump

The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.

Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.

Jr won a blackjack hand and ripped off a $5 fist pump as he raked in one whole red chip.

by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013

Guido Fist Pump

Step 1: With a clenched fist, retract the forearm towards the shoulder in a hammer fist fashion.

Step 2: Extend the fist outward to the side of one's body until desired length is reached.

::::::::::::::Repeat::::::::::::::

(Shit techno plays)Guido: Oh snap,it's time to dance. Guido's assemble, it's Guido Fist Pump pump pump. Damn we're jacked and tan.

by Danbeelz August 8, 2008

fist pump

A classic guido move, newly popularized by MTV's show, The Jersey Shore. Typically involves a juiced up, overtanned, pit-stained arm pumping rapidly and enthusiastically in response to a variety of stimuli, including but not limited to: slammin' beats, hot sluts and other fist pumpers.

Bro #1: Yo! You see that bitch? She was hot like (fist pump).
Bro #2: I love this fuckin place (fist pump).

by sweet! December 16, 2009

implosion fist pump

similar to a fist pump however the following explosion of the pump then comes back into high five.

bro #1: yo bro implosion fist pump me
bro #2: ok broseph

by jomo always has the mojo July 28, 2019

Double Fist Pump Jump

A trendy new dance generally reserved for those with the the rhythm of a usher, chris brown, or MJ, but that should be attempted by all. The dance goes as follows:
1. The beat kicks in to a song
2. Jump while simultaneously fist pumping and throwing your knees in the air
3. Hop backwards while jumping
4. Smile, laugh, and sign autographs....you are now the life of the party
5. Post video on you tube and reference @bwarner and @30PercentHero

Recommended song: "one" by swedish house mafia

Clap, clap, thump, thump, thump

@bwarner @30PercentHero

Did you see that guy doing the double fist pump jump!?! That was so routh.

by @30PercentHero October 30, 2010