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Comic Sans

Take a look at every other definition of Comic Sans on here. Their mere existence just reinforces the truth in the definition written below.

Comic Sans is quite possibly the greatest font ever invented; if only for the simple fact that it has been historically proven to be the single, most effective tool in the arsenal of the Internet troll. Few other things can inspire such universally uniting hatred, especially with almost no effort whatsoever. Regardless of where it is displayed, and no matter how little is written, the use of Comic Sans is virtually guaranteed to ignite the masses into writing paragraphs upon paragraphs of retaliatory pablum. People will literally come running in from other rooms just to type something angry on the keyboard.
"Did you just Comic Sans on this forum? Did you seriously just come in here and . . .?"
A veritable textbook's worth of blind criticism later, at which point you are likely returning home from your future child's high school graduation
". . . and that is why you are a moron. Just get out. Get out and never return."
by cleon24769 July 16, 2016
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Comic Sans

Quite possibly the most over-used font in the history of fonts, characterized by its simple smooth typeface.

Typically used in passive agressive notes left by co-workers to subtly remind you that they hold moral authority over you in an obviously condescending way. Often accompanied with juxtaposed exclamation marks.

Also used by members of society who are out of touch with the rest of society. Used mistakenly as a vain attempt to reach out to the populous by using a trendy font.
Example 1.

(in Comic Sans)
Bitch Co-worker: Judy, may I remind you that the stapler you have is in fact mine!!!

Example 2.

(in Comic Sans)
Man Who Never Leaves Apartment: Attention all residents. Just wanted to let you know that I've taken the liberty of disabling your doorbells as it is too loud and disturbs my fish! Thnx.
by Late Edition July 24, 2010
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Comic Sans

Perhaps the world's most overused and hated font. There is even an international movement to ban Comic Sans.
by dave May 27, 2003
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Comic Sans talk

Noun.

1. A gentle explanation to someone who is clueless about design in which someone who is not clueless about design reveals the fact that one should never use Comic Sans. Ever. For any reason.

2. A gentle explanation to someone who is clueless about design in which someone who is not clueless about design reveals the fact that there are certain design choices that must be avoided at all costs. This usage generally connotes weary resentment and/or condescension, and that the explainee is in a position of irritating authority over the explainer.
1. "Lester sent me the document and asked me to forward it to the printer, but after noticing his choice of fonts, I had to have the Comic Sans talk with him."

2. "The Interim Director kept insisting that we use a photo collage graphic with some clip art for the cover of the annual report, so to save the reputation of the organization, I had to have the Comic Sans talk with her."
by BeeDashBee January 26, 2011
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