A Kern Burn is the burning sensation, generally followed by a longstanding rash and obvious infection, caused by a build up of akerna. As there is no currently recognized treatment for akerna build-up, it is often associated with negative connotations as with herpes for being an STI that won't go away and being associated with it will ruin anyone's life.

I got involved with the wrong STS company and now I have kern burn all over my junk. There's no way I'm ever going to get this akerna removed in time for my date with your mom.

Kern Burn by The_Mark June 17, 2019

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kern valley high school

this little white school has about 800 people and is surrounded by mountains. the majority of people that go here are pot heads that actually get good grades. but outside of this school basically everyone is either high on meth or wishing to get out

kern valley high school suck

kern valley high school by dil bob October 4, 2017

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Kern'er

:(verb) Kerrn·err
Definition of KERN'ER
transitive verb
1
: to throw a drunk woman over your shoulder, after she has had to much to drink and will not leave your apartment. So by force she is thrown over a shoulder and thrown in bed without an option other than going to sleep. CAUTION: drunk bitch will attempt to stay under any circumstances, do not give in. Also when putting to bed..make sure trash can is available for potential up-chucking

ORIGIN_ H.Kern

Used in a sentence: " Yo man, just Kern'er on home. She can't stay here no more."

Kern'er by Cuppy Coffee January 25, 2011

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