Ever been on the verge of breaking down because nothing's going your way? You, my friend, need to find yourself a Cyril!

Cyril will push you to the edge with her sarcasm, make you gag with her humor, and make you question the meaning of love with her admiration for food. But most importantly, she'll make you feel grateful for being alive when you get to see her 'sex demon' form.

She might make you want to punch her, but trust me, be patient. She'll make your life better in every way imaginable.Ever been on the verge of breaking down because nothing's going your way? You, my friend, need to find yourself a Cyril!

Cyril will push you to the edge with her sarcasm, make you gag with her humor, and make you question the meaning of love with her admiration for food. But most importantly, she'll make you feel grateful for being alive when you get to see her 'sex demon' form.

She might make you want to punch her, but trust me, be patient. She'll make your life better in every way imaginable.

"ohhhhhh my god ....... whatever would I have done if not your you ..... Cyril!"

Cyril by owner_of_floppy December 11, 2023

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Cyril Cornet

The best Rower in the world. He has the supreme skill and will thrash anyone in a race.

Cyril Cornet is the best rower in the world

Cyril Cornet by Rowing Fan March 17, 2022

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Cyril Ramaphosa

Billionaire President of South Africa. He made himself rich by corruption and BEE, he hides money under the mattress.

Dave, is that money under your pillow? You are such a Cyril Ramaphosa

Cyril Ramaphosa by J Stick August 3, 2022

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