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Slurp Juice 

the ancient drink of the gods. you can only consume this substance if you have a higher understanding than the average mortal. it also grants you shield along with health if times are tough.
Jesus Christ: Aye nigga you got a slurp juice? this fag keeps tagging me.

God: yea bruh just take my minis instead though.
Slurp Juice by Jdjzodndodnj November 1, 2018

Slurp juice 

When you stick a straw in a random horny homeless persons ass and you suck right on there ass hole with shit flying up the straw
Slurp juice by Dis sack 203 April 2, 2019

Slurp juice 

When you are playing fortnite and your girl takes a HUGE green shit in your mouth and you slurp in down your throught
I was bout to catch a dub but then my girl gave me a slurp juice

slurpjuice

A New Trend that involves drinking a blue, sweet liquid from the popular Video Game "Fortnite". It is usually composed of blue Gatorade, anti-freeze-liquid and honey.
OMG I just did the #slurpjuicechallenge and it was absolutely delicious!