blumpkiss 

Going down on a woman well she takes a shit.

I cant wait to get home so I can give my girl a blumpkiss so I can get a blumpkin.

blumpkiss by Stu Pidasshole July 13, 2014

Blumpkiss 

Verb

A kiss given to someone who is sitting on the toilet.

I was almost done pooping but my girl had to leave for work so she just came in and gave me a blumpkiss goodbye.

Blumpkiss by Landocommando69 December 19, 2020

Blumpkiss

Kissing someone while they poop (like a blumpkin but tamer).

Sarah: I gave my boyfriend a blumpkiss while he was on the toilet.
Jess: you guys must really love each other!

Blumpkiss by boobonic April 5, 2026

Blumpkin Pinata 

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

Blumpkin Volcano 

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

Blumpkin Volcano by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017

surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob

After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.

surprise blumpkin by a fatter December 17, 2010

Blumpkin con Queso 

Whilst performing a blumpkin, the individual exercising fellatio wears a sombrero loaded with chips and queso dip allowing the receiving party to enjoy simultaneous south of the border pleasures.

Alternative; Blumpkin con Salsa

While evacuating his bowels, Paco enjoyed the Blumpkin con Queso his girlfriend so selflessly provided.

Blumpkin con Queso by MasterBlaster666 November 5, 2013