Skip to main content

doublemidget

1. An act of uncontrolled rage. Usually when pestered or annoyed endlessly by someone. Fairly equivilent to can of whoop ass
2. An average or tall person with extreme upper body strength.
3. One person possessing the unreal strength of two midgets.
4. An insult toward someone who has a huge head and tiny body, but can be used on anyone for any reason. They usually work in burger joints.
5. To duck as low as a midget's kneecaps and run from danger.
1. If you don't piss off, I'm gonna go doublemidget on your ass.
2. And thats when I saw the doublemidget lift the tow truck off of her child, with one arm.
3. I bet that doublemidget could take the Hulk down.
4. I said FISH sandwich, not chicken! Fucking doublemidgets can't get shit straight.
5. Bullets were flying, so I doublemidge'd it out the back door.
doublemidget mug front
Get the doublemidget mug.
See more merch

double midget penetration 

sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.
Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...