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doublemidget

1. An act of uncontrolled rage. Usually when pestered or annoyed endlessly by someone. Fairly equivilent to can of whoop ass
2. An average or tall person with extreme upper body strength.
3. One person possessing the unreal strength of two midgets.
4. An insult toward someone who has a huge head and tiny body, but can be used on anyone for any reason. They usually work in burger joints.
5. To duck as low as a midget's kneecaps and run from danger.
1. If you don't piss off, I'm gonna go doublemidget on your ass.
2. And thats when I saw the doublemidget lift the tow truck off of her child, with one arm.
3. I bet that doublemidget could take the Hulk down.
4. I said FISH sandwich, not chicken! Fucking doublemidgets can't get shit straight.
5. Bullets were flying, so I doublemidge'd it out the back door.
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double midget penetration 

sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.
Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026