bacon cock 

this repacement for the word "word". if you dont know what word means search it! :D

bobby "dude im soo high"
mason "bacon cock"

bacon cock by fucking kangaroo! December 27, 2010

bacon cock 

1. The state of a human penis after having been cock blocked by a po-police officer. 2. An irregularly shaped bacon that closely resembles a penis.

1. -"Gary, what did tha cop do to you? Do you still have a hard-on?"
-"Of course not - I've got bacon cock."

2. "Man, look at this yoke soaked bacon cock next to my eggs. That's some grizzle shizzle, ma nizzle."

bacon cock by yomammas March 27, 2003

bacon wrapped frog cock 

When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.

"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."

bacon wrapped frog cock by Autoniic August 7, 2022