Tinder Thumb

Localized pain resulting from overuse of the iPhone dating app Tinder, which has users swipe left or right to 'like' or 'nope' other users based on their images and short (often useless) bios. What begins as a fun, game-like experience often results in extreme hand cramps and acceptance that we all die alone.

'I tried to Nope him but my Tinder Thumb was so bad I couldn't swipe properly. Now I'm chatting with a guy who likes wearing wraparound sunglasses inside!'