Lint Dick

When a piece of lint is stuck to your dick and you don't notice until you are peeing and it shoots in 3 directions

I went to go piss and I had lint dick now I made a mess in the bathroom and also on my jeans.

by dunnyjake October 3, 2011

Lint Dick

What a man gets when he tries to fornicate with a female's belly button.

Yo dude I was so drunk last night I tried to stick it in but I got lint dick.

by Daddylonglegs2 February 22, 2011

Dick Lint

When the tip of your penis has lint from your underwear on it.

"lets Fuck"
"Hold on let me pick of the dick lint on my penis"

by TheMidSizeCheese June 26, 2008