Gruffuncle 

A dirty, smelly,hairy, piece of toast.

While watching tv:

Ana: " eeew mom! there's some gruffuncle under the tv!

Gruffuncle by Carl the llama December 5, 2010

Gruffunkle

-Noun; {gruf-funkle}
A dirty and often smelly piece of toast. Sometimes found with leftover breakfast or under your bed.

While cleaning his room:

Charles: "eww, i just found a nasty piece of gruffunkle under my bed! and there's hair on it..."

Gruffunkle by cupcaker. December 1, 2010