No Sex T-Rex 

When laying in bed with someone, facing one another, it is the awkward positioning of one's interior arm (resembling the arm of a T-Rex) which often prevents two people from getting as close as possible.

I wish I could get closer, but I've got the No Sex T-Rex arm goin' on. Maybe we could just spoon?

No Sex T-Rex by bunnyblade October 18, 2010