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"the man in the bushes", "the man in the tree";
a lurker of ladies and boys. typically lurks from pretty much any sort of vegetation, and uses it's eyelashes to capture it's prey. eyelash attack ranges from 1 - 22 feet.
a lurker of ladies and boys. typically lurks from pretty much any sort of vegetation, and uses it's eyelashes to capture it's prey. eyelash attack ranges from 1 - 22 feet.
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