Twatupied 

Adjective : Twhat-you-peyed
A term giving by guys to their other male friends who decide to abandon male buddies for a female friend encounter. Said Friend is said to be Twatupied. Which is a slang term for the female vagina, also known as a "twat".

Jim: "Sorry bud, Fred is Twatupied for the next little bit"
Stan: " Again? He has been twatupied for the last week!"
Jim: " I know, once he gets a new girl, he is too twatupied for the rest of us"

Twatupied by WildCard170584 August 21, 2010

twatspeed 

The maximum velocity your cock can be swung at a woman's face, resulting in a sharp, smacking noise and sometimes a reddened blob on the epidermis lasting for up to half an hour.

I slapped that bitch at twatspeed.

twatspeed by Clayton Coolins February 29, 2008