whitesmith

A guy who can do everything better than a blacksmith. But whose penis is the same size.

Dude, that whitesmith was hella skilled.

by Whitesmither February 22, 2010

whitespitter

a person who literally goons or masturbates to literally anything

"My friend is such a whitespitter, he always jerks off to anything he sees!"

by goober guy lol November 16, 2025