Squiggle bitch Share definition Flag a chunky person not of latino origin that take jokes and other things up the ass "God lola your such a white squiggle bitch you take jokes up the ass." Squiggle bitch by We're goin to candy mountain!! January 15, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Squiggle bitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch