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crash blossoms 

(n.) -- a neologism for infelicitously-worded newspaper headlines which at first reading seem to mean one thing but upon second reading mean something completely different; often hard to figure out at first; called "crash blossoms" because one specific headline from a newspaper used the two words -- "crash blossoms" -- in a confusing way
Japan Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms
crash blossoms by PRwiz101 August 30, 2009
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Cherry Blossom Clash 

The act of jumping up and fisting a girls vagina really hard while screaming CHERRY BLOSSOM CLASH.
Time for my special move ;) Cherry Blossom Clash!